Welcome fellow Billionaires
and other ultra-high-net-worth supporters of Dan Goldman

What's all this then?

Lets get right to it. Our man Dan is locked in a heated June 23rd Democratic primary race for New York's 10th Congressional District with former New York City Comptroller Brad Lander, whom some of you will remember is one of mayor Zoltar Momdooni's good friends.

We're just like you

We're regular, everyday super wealthy people like you...and Dan. No matter if you've inherited vast generational wealth, pushed ethical and legal boundaries in pursuit of profits, or maybe just found an enormous bag of money you want to keep all for yourself, we're ALL concerned that our man Dan, one of the top 5 most wealthy members of Congress might not be able to simply purchase this race.

Why should we Billionaires stick together?

There is an unsavory progressive surge happening within the Democratic party. The working class has plainly had enough with the politics of dynastic wealth and born-on-third base privilege. We elites need to stand together, reroute this energy and reign in these upstarts. Dan is doing his part. He's sponsored the Robinhood Act which would supposedly tax uber wealthy folks like us, but is going nowhere fast in Congress. That's just the kind of performative action we want to see more of!

What can you do?

Dan has just loaned yet another million dollars to his own campaign, but will it be enough? As a platinum member of the global ruling class, it's your duty to see to it that Dan defeats this lifelong progressive trouble maker. And so just like planning a hostile takeover, the time to organize is now!